10 Reasons Bernie Sanders Should Be President
…based on his name alone.
Written by Christopher D. Seeney (Canadian) and Adam Fawns (Aussie)
Reason 10: Urban Dictionary
“Bernie” is “A very attractive person, about 5 foot 2.”
“Sander” is “A guy who is almost too sexy, ya know, like he ain’t from this earth.”
Reason 9: Great nicknames and catchphrases
He gives Republicans a “sick Bern”.
His ring-tone is “Enter the Sandman”.
Drumpf could call him “Mr. President”.
Reason 8: Adam Sandler Could Play Him
Then someone somewhere would have to read the phrase, “Sandler is …Sanders” –right?
Their names are similar.
Reason 7: Every guest who stays over at the White House
could say they’re having a “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
Reason 6:
Reminds you of fried chicken, without the white supremacy.
Reason 5: High-word scores in Scrabble
If you had the letters “berniesanders”, you could make;
Beeriness – 11, Serenaders – 11, and Naseberries – 13.
Reason 4:
Isn’t named after a duck.
Reason 3: Rap-battle gold-mine.
Bernie: journey, her-knee, state’s attorney.
Sanders; Flanders, commanders, highlanders.
Trump: lump, dump, sump.
Reason 2: His initials flip a flip-off.
When naysayers claim “you’re talking B.S.”,
you can proudly say “YES I AM”.
Reason 1: it isn’t Trump.
